5 Things I shouldn't do that I "do-do" (anyone seen that episode of friends?) and
reasons why I am a "horrible" person. . .

1.When I am thirsty for a glass of milk and my milk is not near the front of the fridge, I just grab the nearest gallon of milk. I have five roommates, so there's always at least five gallons of milk in the fridge. I am so lazy that I don't want to bend down and reach to the back of the fridge, so I grab Racket or Man's milk instead. I try to gauge whose milk I'm drinking the most of so that they won't suspect anything. I probably drink about one cup of everyone's milk a week. I know this is bad logic, but I know that they use my stuff all the time. They take stuff out of my closet all the time so somehow I feel justified drinking their milk.

2. Just barely, as in two minutes ago, I asked this guy who was buying copies, "how much he wanted to do me for" Open mouth, insert hiking boot.

3. I have a heart of stone. One of my roommates is playing "let's be in third grade" instead of acting like the twenty-something humans that we are. She has decided not to talk to me until "she feels good inside again." She won't speak to me until I apologize. Unfortunatly, I have no idea what I need to apologize, and feel all too apathetic about the situation. I don't even feel bad at all. And not having her speak to me is almost a blessing. She is rather unpleasent 90% of the time, so this is a nice break.

4. I probably shouldn't admit that I like Britney Spears. I think it may cause me to lose friends.

5. Swear to shock people. My roommates already think I'm "wild." I'm not sure why I feel I need to reinforce their way of thinking. They just get so uptight about the smallest little thing and I like to badger them about stuff and shock them with my hell-fire and damnation.